Red back on the Toilet Seat - Song video and lyrics

Theare was a tedback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I Didnot see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
I jumped up High into the air,
And when i hit the groud.
That Crafty redback spider,
Wasn't now here to be found.

I rushed into the mrs,
Told her just where I'd been bit.
And she Grabbed my Cutthroat razor,
And i nearly Took a fit.
I said forget what's on your mind,
And call a doctor Please.
For I've got a feeling that your cure,
Is worse than the Disease.

Theare was a tedback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I Didnot see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight.
And I curse the redback spider,
On the toilet seat last night.

I can't lie down, I Cant sit up i don't know what to do.
The nurses think it's funny but that's not my point of view.
I tell you it's embarrasing and that's to say the least,
For I'm too sick to eat a bite,
While the spider had a feast.
And when i get back home again, I'll tell you what i will do.
 I'will make that redback suffer for the pain I am going through.
I have had so many needles, I'm looking like a siv.
I promise you that redback hasn't very long to live.

Theare was a tedback on the toilet seat,
When I was there last night.
I Didnot see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight.
And i curse the redback spider,
On the toilet seat last night.